Egor Ouzikov - Fairy Tales Kazochki

• Название: Fairy Tales Kazochki
• Автор: Egor Ouzikov
• Жанр: Прочий юмор

Fairy Tales «Kazochki» for adults and not only! Count Leo Tolstoy, the great Russian writer, so fond of illiterate children that once he went «to the local people» and became the director of small village school. To save money on textbooks, he wrote his famous Fairy Tales «Kazochki», which, with some fine-tuning, are relevant to our difficult today days.

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It happens often that when a fire happen in a big city, children remain in their homes and they won’t go out because they will hide in fear and stay silent. And it is impossible to rescue them from smoke.

In London, dogs have been trained just for this occasion. These dogs have large eyes that can see everything.

These dogs live with firefighters, and when a fire happens the firefighters send the dogs to rescue children.

One such dog in London saved twelve children. His name was Bob.

Once upon a time, an orphanage house came on fire. When firefighters arrived to the house, a woman ran to them. She cried and said that a one-year old girl was still in the house.

So, they sent Bob to rescue the girl.

Bob ran up the stairs, disappeared in the smoke, and soon he ran out with something in his mouth. When the crowd saw what he was carrying, they all laughed. He was carrying a large doll.

The girl, unfortunately, had already burn

The Nifty Son (A true story)

The son came from the big city to visit his father in a small village.

The father said:

«Today were are haymaking. Take a sledgehammer and come help me.»

But the son did not want to work, so he said:

«I studied sciences and forgot all the stinking peasant words. What is a sledgehammer?»

But as he walked through the yard, he stepped on a sledgehammer.

It hit him in the forehead. He immediately remembered what a sledgehammer was.

Clutching his forehead, he said:

«And what kind of an idiot dropped a sledgehammer here!?»

Father replied:

«Asks the idiot, idiot!»

And then they started to spar violently.

The Gold Tooth (A fairy tale)

…Oh, these fairytalers…

Sylvester Ksenofontov lived as a widower from his third little wife Alyonushka in a house built on bread and blood by his father, also a widower, Ksenofont.

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